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13 May 2008 @ 08:31 am
well damn.  
So Audit Season is upon us at work. It's no biggie - most financial institutions find themselves audited by the SEC every few years or so. But it means like 800 times more work for us, and of course, since I'm in legal/compliance, and that means I CAN'T HAVE ANY FUN WHILE IT'S HAPPENING. I can't really go out of town or take days off. AAAAARGH. It won't be going forever, but probably through early June, AAAAARGH. [info]kittenmint, you got my email, right? :(

It's no big. I can deal. Sucks though. At least there's evenings and weekends.

Also my Diet Pepsi has a big block of ice in it. I got a 20-oz bottle and I just noticed it now. Cup-o-soup and aspartame for breakfast: mmm.

EDIT: Knowing that the soda would probably open explosively, I tried to prise it open as gently as I could and DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT DID? IT JUST WENT EVERYWHERE. Just as another coworker was walking by. All over my pink cardigan. YES I WEAR PINK SOMETIMES SHUT UP. Despite my deliberate efforts. I SUCK. I'm now wearing a black sweater over my dress and I'm glooomy.
 
 
13 May 2008 @ 05:20 am
Ummmm...  

...NO!

 
 
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13 May 2008 @ 01:23 pm
*amusement*  
N) *link* (Though may not make much sense without context... in any case, that seemed to be the 'point of greatest amusement' for that story (so far).)

Edit: N) Amusing 'overriding feeling'.

Second edit: N) The third chapter: very predictable.

Third edit: N) The same person who created Midori no Hibi...? Could be mistaken, but if so quite interesting to learn.
 
 
13 May 2008 @ 04:44 am
Quote of The Day  
"A man writes to throw off the poison he has accumulated because of his false way of life. He is trying to re-capture his innocence, yet all he succeeds in doing (by writing) is to inoculate the world with a virus of his disillusionment. No man would set a word down on paper if he had the courage to live out what he believed in." ~Henry Miller, Sexus



..thanx to [info]nerdyanna for this..
 
 
13 May 2008 @ 06:54 am
I acutally laughed out loud at this.  
 
 
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13 May 2008 @ 02:00 am
Robert Anton Wilson  
The Multnomah County Library has a few Robert Anton Wilson books in its collection, but not "Wilhelm Reich In Hell." So I decided to inter-library loan it. Guess how many libraries have that book? Give up? Well, there are nine. Nine! IN THE ENTIRE FREAKING COUNTRY. Only nine libraries in all the USA have a copy of "Wilhelm Reich In Hell"!

Some day, when I am rich and famous (crosses fingers in hope), I am going to start a trust fund like Carnegie did, only instead of the money going to build libraries, it will go toward getting books into libraries that ought to be in libraries. Books that a lot of people would be interested in, but which the people who are interested in them are scattered around the country. Like occult books, and controversial titles.

But in the meantime, I urge anyone who can afford it to buy a copy of the book - and any other book of a kind that is not often gotten by libraries - and donate it to your local library.

Cross posted to heck and back.
 
 
13 May 2008 @ 04:29 am
Scarab_dynasty : On Immune Systems Battlefields  
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13 May 2008 @ 12:10 am
Back from the weekend - 12 May 2008  
Definitely anticipating the presence of Anime Central this weekend. Have started to compile the lists and get things in order so that when I arrive, I can just set up shop and make things work perfectly for me. It’s going to be good to see JAMS again, and the three days will probably be too short, really, for all of us to get totally caught up (plus, you know, convention...)

Watched the new Transformers over the weekend and was suitably unimpressed by it - nice effects, but no real story or plot, and the characterization could have been done a lot better. Of course, defense companies are already building tiny spiders and scorpions to help troops navigate dangerous areas and spy on people. In the future, there may have to be a fumigation for all sorts of bug-like creatures.

Let’s get to the news.

The situation in Myanmar/Burma has deteriorated, including delays by the ruling junta, to the point where the idea of invading Burma to deliver humanitarian aid is being seriously considered.

China's Sichuan province took a 7.8 earthquake on the chin today, with more than 8,700 dead so far. In response to the quake, China has mobilized their army to assist and is being open about the disaster response that they are undertaking, perhaps in contrast to the closed nature of the Burma disaster.

Domestically, tornadoes swirled through the South over the weekend, killing more than 20. In Picher, Oaklahoma, the EPA intends to test air quality for high lead levels after a tornado upset several piles of lead-filled waste.

Oliver North has a knock on the “economic stimulus” plan that gives tax refunds to the populace - for most people, the money is a welcome way of making sure their gas tanks stay full. He then goes on to say, “So all of that money’s going to Middle Wast countries so they can keep funding terrorists to send against us. And the people here at home don’t want to develop or tap any new energy sources to counter the rising prices.” Ending dependence on foreign oil by tapping one’s own resources is a temporary solution at best. If the research could then produce something else to run the vehicles and electricity on that is renewable indefinitely during that time, then the tap is probably justified. But I think it would only be there for the purpose of dropping gas prices temporarily, and then having them spike back up when the reserves ran out.

Speaking of the economic stimulus, thanks to provisions that are supposed to keep illegal immigrants out, many citizens are also being denied their stimulus checks. Those whose spouses don’t have SSNs, or are abroad, or who are abroad and have married a local. Funny how a lot of plans find that they haven’t thought about the military in their want to make new rules.

The re-purchase of land by First Nations tribes has their neighborhood cities raising eyebrows, wondering if the natives are trying to block development plans or other such things. Maybe it’s because they don’t want to feel quite so cramped. Or the land was theirs, and they’d like to return it to the way it was? Does it make some people feel uneasy that the First Nations can start reclaiming their land with the money spent on gambling? At least some part of me is saying that this kind of revenge is the best kind, and those tribes that can do it, go right ahead. Improve the lives of the people.

More religious nuttery ensues with children and their mother living with the corpse of a 90 year-old woman, on the advice of an elder who claimed the corpse would reanimate. The religion, however, appears to have been a very small one, and will not likely be succeeding into the future with the discovery of this particular tenet.

With regard to candidates in the United States elections arriving soon, Senator Clinton praises her ability to build a coalition of white, uneducated voters. That’ right, she said she gets hard working white Americans and white Americans who haven’t finished college. Possibly even more so than the Republican, Senator Clinton is proud to be the candidate of the Angry White Man. Austin Cline at the eGeneral's wonders just what kind of vote Senator Clinton wants, if she really wants the votes of the consciously and unconsciously racist and the scared, and looks at the bigger picture as to whether the election of Senator Obama would be the excuse many would use to continue being consciously or unconsciously racist while claiming that the country has gone beyond racism.

As for Senator Obama, vicious rumors continue to abound about him, including the Muslim myth, the elitist myth, and the patriot myth. Because these falsehoods just won’t die, some states may swing in favor of Senator Clinton. Why does Senator Clinton want this kind of mob as her support base, again? They’ll probably just vote for the Republican in the general. And speaking of him, there are a lot of things younger than John McCain.

Truths of our times, as told to us from a working girl - Humans crave touch. Men are societally told to suffer in silence, whatever their sufferings. And thus, for this particular courtesan, the cuddles and the conversation and the connection were the majority of her time, not wall-to-wall coitus. The men were embarrassed to receive oral sex, or to have a woman on top and enjoy it. And that’s really sad, to have a society that tells men that they always have to be on top, or they’re unmanly.

On the other end of the spectrum from that is the Phelps clan, who have Promised to picket Jenna Bush's wedding because her father apparently hasn't done enough enshrining of discrimination into law for their tastes. Nothing satisfies the Phelps clan, I’m sure, except the case where everyone they hate and everyone who has a civil or tolerant opinion toward the people they hate is executed by firing squad. I guess it’s because Dick Cheney didn’t kill his daughter once she said she was a lesbian.

Absolutely inexcusable, from any end of the spectrum, however, is a 14 year-old boy who gathered two friends to kidnap one of his peers and then raped her. The two accomplices also apparently stopped another girl from witnessing or helping the raped girl. The judge decided that the boy could do without jail time. The account, sounds like it was deliberate and thought out beforehand, considering that there was kidnapping in addition, as well as accomplices. One hopes the judge is right and the boy doesn’t do anything from here on out. If not, he’s probably going to find jail to be a comfortable home.

Humberto Fontova takes issue with a Michael Moore statement, extends Moore’s sentiment to the entirety of the liberal political spectrum, then finds a counter-example to the statement and broadly declares that liberals everywhere want to call all Cuban-Americans cowards. There’s got to be a fallacy somewhere, if not several. Taking Michael Moore as the voice of liberalism is pretty silly.

Dinesh D’Souza does the same, though, trying to make one atheist with some extreme views on euthanasia and infanticide into what all atheists will eventually believe. Dinesh is shocked that in his scheduled debate on the nature of God, that his opponent won’t get sidetracked into talking about something other than the scheduled debate about God. How strange is that. Even so, D’Souza talks about those views and takes his opponent’s combination of atheism and euthanasia as possibly “where the road to complete secularism actually leads”. Sounds familiar. Atheists and liberals will eat children, indoctrinate homosexuality, persecute Christians, blah, blah, blah. Why do some Christians have no faith that fellow members of God’s creation are lacking in the faculties to behave morally and ethically? Even if they don’t necessarily believe in the creator, would said creator be so selfish as to withhold such a gift because the creature with his breath doesn’t believe in him?

Ken Connor manages to point out why there should be no controversy in schools over the teaching of ID, while shilling for Expelled and saying that academics are engaged in censoring heterodox opinions. The key line is that Connor says all theories of origin of life, be they ID or not, require some element of belief. Which is true. Evolution is not a theory of origins, so it should be spared having to go against ID. So far, so good. It’s also true that there hasn’t been a hypothesis on the origins of life on the planet that has made it through an experimental phase. So if someone can provide an experiment that will successfully test the hypothesis of intelligent design, then the test and its results will probably make heir way into the annals of science. Until then, intelligent design should content itself to be taught in metaphyiscs.

Even more disconcerting is the way that language is being abused in these arguments. There’s the classic “only a theory”, completely discounting that theory has special meaning in science. There’s also an insistence that “academic freedom” means “we take everything anyone says seriously, without requiring proof to back up the assertion”, which is more the definition of “gullible” than “academic”.

Regarding all of this, I think Doug Giles sums it up best - Teach the kids/people how to sense BS. It’s a valuable skill.

In technology, semantic Wikipedia searching has appeared, with plans for it to go to the Web at large. Using linguistic analysis and other items, it looks quite interesting to see what can be extracted from various Wikipedia articles.

If anyone is ever curious as to what the last meal requests of those executed are, Dead Man Eating chronicles what was had, how the death was done, the case behind it, and where in the statistical standings the executed lies. There is a bit of a delay from execution to reporting, but that’s probably due to some requirements of law that prevent those records from being released immediately.

Last for tonight, always remember that you live in The Strange Times, and that those who cannot laugh at tge absurdity will soon be consumed by it and destroyed by it. Probably as buttons in the land of Thud. If you’re interesting in picking apart some of the strangeness and watching how things change when lines of code are removed from the world (or just watching Pong go unhinged), look at The Naked Game. In either case, time to make the dream analysis.
 
 
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13 May 2008 @ 01:58 am
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13 May 2008 @ 01:37 am
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Amazing, isn't it, that a dude who has been a horrible president of the USA for two terms can shape public opinion more than some local preacher dude I saw on the TV a few times.














 
 
13 May 2008 @ 01:07 am
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13 May 2008 @ 12:56 am
You know... for kids  
I've been working on a list for Holly, or rather for her sister and nephew. Her nephew is supposed to be quite bright, but is bored in school. Had she not told me this while I was driving it would have lead me to running around with my arms flailing screaming "Danger Will Robinson! DANGER!" because I happen to know how it feels to be bored in class and hate school as a result. Most my problems in school revolved around the glacial pace that classes were required to go so that we didn’t loose the kid who could be outsmarted by Skippy the Wonder Hamster.

So I said I would suggest some documentaries that might brighten the kid up a bit to the idea that learning doesn’t actually have to suck. Now I've got to convince her to go directly to her sister because she had a conversation with her mother and her mother said that they'd thought of a couple things but thought it might be too advanced for him. Again, if I hadn't been driving, I would have tested the structural integrity of the nearest solid object with my forehead while screaming "Grandparents are all fucking STUPID! They don't remember anything about having a child that age!"* However, as I was driving, I had to settle for merely berating her parents to her without the therapeutic head smacking.

Suggesting that something, anything, might be too advanced for any kind of kid is the kiss of death. Once you’ve decided that it’s too advanced without trying it out on the kid first, you’re already giving up on expanding their horizons. Some of it should be too advanced and there should be stuff they don’t understand. Not understanding is how we’re encouraged to learn.

I decided to write the following list, based mostly on things I enjoyed as a kid and the sorts of things I'm thinking a kid who is bored at school is likely to enjoy. The only reason I threw a few things away was that I figured the doco in question might be a little too slow for them. I know that I personally struggled to keep my eyes open when I watched Stephen Hawking's Universe, so that had to go.

But then I thought of you out there. Some of you have children who need a little more speed and agility in their education, so I decided to publish my list publicly. You'll notice a theme with my suggestions. Lots of subject movement, and nothing too terribly deep. You can get a kid excited about something, give them a wide range of ideas, and then take them to the library to learn more. Or, you can get them more documentaries. (I'm ADD, dyslexic and I've got a dodgy right eye, reading is very VERY hard for me)

If you can’t afford to buy all of these, you can go to your library and ask them if they can get the videos. Or you can track things down online on bit-torrent sights or you tube. Yes, yes, bit-torrent is very naughty and copyright is the word of all mighty Ceiling Cat and those who disobey shall be cast into the pits blah, blah, blah, but fuck that noise we’re talking about getting kids to learn here! Besides, you’d be amazed how many documentaries are out there that are perfectly legal to torrent. Anyway here is my list…

My List of Documentaries That Won’t Bore the Shit Out of Children.

Connections 1, 2 &3 – by James Burke A good run of science history lessons. The format of the show means that things keep moving and you never really get a chance to get bored. Having it on DVD means you can go back and re-watch something if you missed it.

Cosmos – by Carl Sagan More general science, but packaged in a very nice way. Still 98% up to date too.

A History of Britain – by Simon Schama English history on a rocket sled. Again, the emphasis here is on speedy explanations and then getting on with things. Avoid boredom while actually teaching something.

BBC Shows
Any of the “Walking With” Prehistory Shows - Because Prehistoric animals are F'ing cool damnit! The complete Walking With Collection, doesn't actually have Walking with Monsters in it, but that's only because of when it came out. Chased By Dinosaurs is really cool too.

Planet Earth & Blue Planet - Animals! Fairly fast paced, but slightly tilted towards images. Good stuff to get a kid going though and if it’s new to them there will be a wealth of information.

Rome: Power & Glory - Roman history is cool. This goes from rise to fall, it doesn't get boring, and there are probably some things mother wouldn't approve of but are really quite harmless in it. Perfect for a 10 year old on all counts, because you need to learn some things mother wouldn't approve of when you're ten.

BBC's History of World War II Set - I'm slightly hesitant on this one because there are some bits that could bore a kid. It's a collection of docos, so you can pick and choose. Maybe The History Channel's version, being slight more light weight and a little faster in places, might be a better choice. The point is, get the kids some stuff about war. War is good because wars move history along at a fast pace. I've suggested in the past that wars are mostly there so that kids can go manage to get through all the philosophers and stuff, with the promise that there will be blood to come. When I was a kid, I could listen to a teacher talk about Abolitionism all day if I know the battle of Gettysburg was coming as my reward. That's the best thing about History Class! Eventually... there WILL be blood!


*My apologies to any of you who either are or have grandparents, but it's true. I spent most my childhood having my father tell people to shut the fuck up and let me read/watch what I wanted because if I was enjoying it then I probably understood it. I was very fortunate that my parents shielded me from people telling me that the books I was reading or the movies I was watching were too advanced for me.

And yes, all the profanity is totally necessary.
 
 
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13 May 2008 @ 12:10 am
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12 May 2008 @ 07:25 pm
Questions  
I was walking across the Golden Gate bridge today when I saw a man throwing eggs over the bridge into the water. He had cartons and cartons of eggs and he would pull one out, lightly toss it off the bridge, and lean over to watch it fall. Then he'd shake his head sadly, stand up straight, and do it again.

He had a big bushy moustache. I figured that if I asked a guy with a moustache like that what he was doing, he'd just answer that he was throwing eggs off a bridge. I decided to skip that question.

"Why?" I asked.

Those eggs were organic jumbo AA eggs. They must have been expensive, bought by the dozen.

"I don't know," he said, "but I'm going to keep going until I figure out why I'm doing it."

I watched him throw another one down. It was a clear, sunny day, so I could see the egg fall most of the way, but I couldn't tell if it splashed or cracked or both when it finally hit water.

"I'm delving my subconscious. The more I find out about my own motivations, the better my life is."

"Is that why you have such a bushy moustache?" I asked him, but before he could answer a bridge security guard approached and asked us to leave.

In retrospect, that was a rude question, so it's probably for the best.
 
 
12 May 2008 @ 10:05 pm
THEY FREAKING CARRIED THE BOATS OVER THE MOUNTAIN CAN YOU GET MORE HARDCORE THAN THAT  
Oh, and I've been meaning to mention for a while, but keep forgetting! VINLAND SAGA.



Basically everyone has already said it and I will just repeat it since it is god's own truth:

THIS MANGA IS TOO MANLY FOR YOU.

It doesn't get much more manly than Viking warriors! Skulls cracking and heads flinging and projectile eyeballs, oh my! The story is set in the 11th century, and is kind of loosely based around some historical events. It follows this boy, Thorfinn, whose father was killed by this mercenary leader, Askeladd. Thorfinn now works for Askeladd, with the openly express purpose of getting an opportunity to exact revenge. Askeladd seems pretty okay with this, oddly enough. Cue Thorfinn doing completely suicidally crazy shit at Askeladd's command whenever he is promised a duel as a reward.

I wouldn't have thought this manga would be my sort of thing - and it isn't really. Yet it is SO FUCKING AWESOME I do not care. It's just so GLEEFUL! Everyone in this manga is so completely over-the-top batshit freaking insane. It doesn't pull any punches either - it doesn't gloss over all that raping and pillaging of innocents, and the characters you come to love do some seriously horrible shit. Askeladd in particular - from page one it makes no secret of him being one wicked, Machiavellian sonofabitch, but you can't help but like him - and then, right when you've come to even sympathize with him, it proceeds to get up close and personal with how very monstrously vicious he really is.

What this all amounts to is a story that's simultaneously really fun and actually engaging and affecting. As a bonus, this manga contains one (1) Epic Trap™:



^ (presumably) male

\o/
 
 
12 May 2008 @ 09:39 pm
 
Hokay. The description for the series Mushishi seems a tad vague... but it's truly fascinating. A fantasy-ish story, not action heavy or anything... but damn, it's interesting. Watch it!
 
 
12 May 2008 @ 08:36 pm
Cat Blogging, As Promised  

Spain the Cat has developed a real fondness for cheese slices — which she prefers to consume directly off the couch. Yes, that’s right. I have to tear the cheese into pieces and let her lick them off the leather. Gruesome? Perhaps. But it beats the hell out of shoelaces and hair twisties.



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12 May 2008 @ 05:43 pm
 
*squint*

I got gametes.

Therefore, I'm half a mum.

WHY DIDN'T I PROCESS THIS YESTERDAY WHEN I COULD HAVE EXPLOITED IT.
 
 
13 May 2008 @ 12:29 am
Okay...  
...I'm gonna take a nap and reset this day.
 
 
12 May 2008 @ 11:36 pm
Random  
I got distracted by bullshit this morning. Doing my best to refocus.